I am the Great Cornholio! American Thrift continues their hot return with their official collaboration with the great Adult - Animated television series Beavis & Butthead!
The series follows the eponymous Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterised by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humour, and failure to attract women.
American Thrift has really outdone themselves this time round, creating a nostalgic collection, that pays homage to one of the all time classics.
So let's take a look at this 6 piece collection!
Ruler ofLake Titicaca. Rumoured to have a bungholethat gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholiothe Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
Ladies and Gentlemen the 'Cornholio Tee'!
Burger World Tee
Burger World is the fast-food restaurant where both Beavis and Butt-Head work.
Unfortunately, Beavis and Butt-head cause nothing but havoc here. They have even failed to perform simple tasks including taking orders. Burger World has closed numerous times because of their antics; this includes a health code violation because they threw food into the ceiling fan, damaged the drive-thru speaker, and rearranged letters. They have also changed the cooking oil in the fryer with motor oil from a nearby Jiffy Lube, fried just about every kind of small creature there is, stolen money from the register, and slowed service so badly that everybody left.
The couch in Beavis and Butthead, makes a regular appearance in most episodes with so many classic moments. But nothing matches Couch-Fishing.
Beavis and Butt-head decide to take up fishing, after seeing a wildlife show on TV about fish. They have a rod and reel they stole from Tom's tool shed, but unfortunately, aren't near a body of water where they can catch real fish. Instead, they come up with a new sport called couch fishing, which involves casting the line—which has been baited with items found in the cracks of their couch—out of their living room window and then reeling-in whatever or whoever takes the bait. The pair end up catching odd things like racoons.....
Opening Face Tee
This is the ultimate tribute to Beavis and Butthead. The piece features the iconic intro scene that happens at the start of every episode on the front. And on the back what else but inappropriate quotes from the show capturing their fave things. Buttholes.
If your'e a Beavis and Butthead fan, you know theyre rock fans and in fact quite the commentators... This is a common theme in the show where they share their opinion on some of the most iconic rock moments in history, commentating over songs by Led Zeppelin, Kiss and Metallica.
Lines like - “Sit your ass down, Lars, and play the drums like you're supposed to!” That's Butt-Head, taking the legendary Metallica drummer to task for exhibiting too much flash when he could be focused on rocking out instead.
Or ,"These guys are pretty cool....for a bunch of mimes!", in reference to Kiss. Anyway this tee is for the love that Beavis and Butthead had for Rock! Check it out below.
Stuff Sucks Tee
Sometimes in life stuff just sucks, but for Beavis & Butthead not matter how good something was it always sucked.
So what tee will you be rocking to show you don't give a shit about anything? Shop the collection live on Culture Kings from Monday 30th of May.